Nightclubs and the internet

Why is it so hard to find any nightclub on the Internet without a
confusing macromedia flash advertisement for things you do not want.
I just want straight forward info on where to go which nights.
There is a site called Max Moose, but the time it takes to actually get
in (borderline 5 min) and then the outdated info makes it almost
impossible to find anything useful.
Anyway, enough of my complaining. Off to the pub for another quiet night.