Here are some things that I have found funny over the last week -
Phrase of the Year:
Contractors - If you are not part of the solution, there is good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
Another few great Quotes from despair.com:
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Ambition - The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.
Cluelessness - There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.
Indifference - It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
Stupidity - Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
Despair.com is a demotivational website. If you like these check the rest of the posters out, and maybe buy something from them.